Sure, I wear a bright orange construction vest when I'm out in public, but gosh darn it, don't ya'll have enough tact not to stare? And whilst I wear this bright orange vest, I just might have my bright rainbow wig on, but I'd really appreciate it if ya'll would not notice it. I wear it for me...for my own private amusement. And yes, when I'm out and about, wearing my bright orange construction vest and bright rainbow wig, I'm atop a very tall bicycle that is painted a variety of whimsical colors. BUT! I would really fucking like it if you didn't fucking look at me! Dear lord, can't anyone use the world as their own fucking fishbowl anymore without the other fish fucking noticing anymore? Gawd.