Fuck you Millie!
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Dear Millie,
I don't know who you are, but you annoy the shit out of me. Every single night you delay my coveted internet television time. Please stop offering your shitty internet connection to everyone. Get a password. Please.
Sincerely,
Your Neighbor
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