So, you want to have a website made for you, huh? You want it to look really nice, you want to have the final say on every last little design detail, and you want it to do cool stuff, like allow you to sell things with a neat-o shopping cart like Amazon has. And you want to pay how much for that? $300? Less? Fuck that. Guess what - it's going to cost you MUCH more than that to have it done, assuming that you want it done RIGHT, and done by a PROFESSIONAL who knows what the fuck they're doing. I'm getting really sick and tired of all the lowballing, webstite-needing dickwads who think they can get freelancers like me to build them an awesome website for dirt cheap. If you think that a eye-catching, functional website shouldn't cost you more than a month's worth of groceries, then why don't you spend a year or two learning Dreamweaver, HTML/CSS, Javascript, JQuery, PHP, MySQL, Wordpress, and Photoshop, and fucking DO IT YOURSELF. Assholes.