Dear baristas who can play whatever the fuck they want,

Most people visit coffee shops because they want to chat with friends, study, or utilize your free wifi, NOT to applaud your supposedly "unique" taste in music. Blasting the Go-Go's "Head Over Heels" is kitschy, annoying, and most importantly, it disrupts my train of thought. If I have to continue putting up with your taste in Beyonce or 90s alternative rock, I think I'm going to have to invest in an internet connection, and no one wants that. Please, consider those in concentration and play unobtrusive tunes. I am sure you will not lose your "unique" status by playing music that strays from thrasher metal. - Anonymous