Everytime I clear my internet history in Firefox and then begin to type portlandmercury.com into my toolbar, the default article site it fills in is "Kirsten Dunst's Magic Vagina" (article here: http://www.portlandmercury.com/portland/Content?oid=32118&category=22133.)

Even though I only read that article once, and it was years ago, I still get a kick out of that. Even if I could figure out a way to totally wipe my browser history away, I don't think I could bring myself to do it. Thank you Mr. Humprhey and your headline writing ability!