When there is an emergency vehicle behind you with sirens and flashing lights, pull the fuck over and stop like you're supposed to. Would you like it to be you or your loved ones that these people are trying to help when some asshole can't be bothered to pull over and stop? Yeah, that's what I thought. I hope the cops catch you at this and nail your ass to the wall.
MOVE THE FUCK OVER
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