I really don't have a huge issue with people who are using their phone while driving. Texting and driving, horrible idea. Anyway, wether you're using a "hands free" device, going old school jamming it to your ear with your shoulder, or the new thing, holding it like a small appetizer plate in front of your face with the speaker on; pay attention to the road too.
If you're weaving a foot into the bike lane, then to the center line, and forgetting to signal, talking AND driving are too much for you. Hang up and do one thing at a time, cause you don't have multi tasking skills.
And your jerking off an air penis while sticking your tongue in your cheek was classic. Haven't seen that since the mid 90's.