Hay Gurl, I SAW U
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You: The White hipster lesbian chic-appropriating stuck-up biotch, judging me as you pranced by.
Me: Minding my own fucking business with my boyfriend.
Yeah, I know that my inter-racial gay relationship is apparently offensive to you, since you walked by giving us stink-eye...but seriously can you reign that shit in? I mean, you did it THREE TIMES. That's kind of excessive. P.S. Nice Mohawk. Also, go fuck yourself.
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