To the owner of the shop on Division: I believe the majority of our local anuses make a pilgrimage to your chode abode to attach themselves to some kind of culture via body modifying.
Fair enough. It makes for easier douche spotting and I am forever grateful for that.
However, it's time to fuck off. The towns pierced and gauged up to capacity. Take your hoaky sneetch train elsewhere. You and your fucking elitist attitude will only continue to get you shitty service and stink eye all over town looking like some sketcher gone smug. "oh look at me! I'm so alternative yet here I am driving a 2011 Mercedes". Puke, harf and vomit!