To the creepy 50's throw back outside of Beulaland last night: you are fucking disgusting. Maybe you thought that you were sly, having a conversation on your phone, but your misdirection failed as we watched in horror as you sniffed all three of our bike seats out front! What the fuck?! Did you not hear our chorus of "Ewwwww" and the knocking on the window???
Luckily for you, you did leave and what you did is not illegal, yet. Unlucky for you is your fat greasy fucking face forever burned in our brains and the revengeful nature of us 3 ladies...