Yesterday was beautiful and warm, and I'm sure we both had a great time and left the beach in a great mood, so I can imagine you were surprised to find that I was honking at you as we left. Well it turns out, much to my surprise and horror, that my breaks weren't working, and terrified that I was going to hit you, I tried to worn you (by honking) as I attempted to stop. No, I wasn't trying to be a dick by honking and not slowing down when you signaled you wanted to go infront of me. No, I was just trying to use my horn in the appropriate manner and (ideally) not turn you into road gravy. All I'm saying is next time maybe don't swerve infront of a driver who's honking at you like there's no tomorrow instead of giving them the finger, they might just be trying to save your life.