I understand that our roads require regular maintenance to keep them spiffy, however closing two major arteries out of Portland was just fucking dumb.

A trip from Mt. Tabor to NW Cornell should take, at most, 20 minutes at 11 pm. Over 2 hours later, I finally made it home. There were no road signs on 405 saying "HWY 26 SAYS FUCK YOU", and the helpful DETOUR routing everyone to I-5S which is being RESURFACED caused a 2 hour wait to get to Terwilliger.

Someone in ODOT is a troll or just a fucking moron.