I noticed something of note today. I don't always have these sudden moments of clarity but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis. I noticed something so spectacular, it could only be saved for Saturday night entertainment. I offer you this information free of charge and ask only one thing in return. You take this information and ponder it with your friends over your favorite beverages tonight.

Enough suspense.

My nuts and Courtney Cox are alike because they are both wrinkled and both have been surprisingly successful over the years.