Yes. Totally figured out who you are. Took me about a month but by deduction and evidence, you've been found out.. And on that very day, I passed you on the way out. I'll never forget your was a bit damning to say the least.

Now that we all know it's you, please stop. I'll stop tucking your eating utensils in my ass crack pre lunch and the rest of us will stop the other things that would make you sick.

Lift the seat. Do the right thing.