how about a moratorium this year on posts about cyclists, hipsters, annoying co-workers, wild shuffleboard gangs, toothpicks in pioneer square, stupid dog owners, etc., etc?

more posts about handjobs in front yards, shitting in free boxes, extraneous uses of 5 cent words in poorly structured sentences, and delusional tweaker asexuals!

c'mon portland... WE ALL CAN DO IT TOGETHER!