Dearest Burnside,

Thank you for being completely empty for me early Saturday morning. I was elated to see that getting up at 7am paid off in full. We've all played THPS before and let me tell you world, having that level to yourself is a dream come true! This goes doubly in real life. I was able to trip on a whipple dip and crete shred with no worries! Also, I enjoyed casually smoking a J there, and to whomever found the other half, you're welcome and hopefully, you earned it.

All the best,

Gary Internet