So I was driving home from school. It had been a super long day and I was tired and hangry (hungry/angry.)
I stopped at the red light at 28th and Burnside and looked at the Starbucks, because 'bucks is gross.
You were sitting in the window, sneering out at me, and I accidentally made eye contact.
But then when I looked up again, you very deliberately raised your middle finger at me, scowling horribly.
I made a confused face and shrugged at you, shaking my head. When you mockingly mimicked my gesture, I just laughed. You're too stupid.
I blew you a kissed and drove away, satisfied that you are a worse human than me. I hope you have fun fermenting in your own bad energy.