No, That Isn't Clean

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Fuck yeah, doing it old school! Anonymous roommate dish/laundry politics bitching is pure gold as far as I'm concerned.
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My bad, I thought they were talking about their child
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This is the true story of strangers picked to live in a house, work together and find out what happens when people stop being polite and start getting real.

Real World Portland: Anarchist Edition.
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And another anarchist slowly realizes the utility of a respectable mainstream job and real income: not having to live with anarchists.
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I've heard of bigotry and stupidity and bullying going anonymous online, but I didn't know the trend had spread to anonymous tyranny.
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How many anarchist roommates does it take to change a lightbulb?

Anarchists never change anything.



Originally a hippy joke, but close enough.
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In response to a room mate who left without 30 days notice, $277 in unpaid bills, and a giant ranting screed written in paint marker all over their bedroom walls, accusing author of tyranny and being a yuppy for wanting equal contribution to house. Author never claimed to be an anarchist. Smarter than to align themselves with any dogma, especially that where the followers don't even understand critical thinking.
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ANONYMOUS IS JUST PART OF THE PATRIARCHY. SHINE ON, YOU CRAZY DIAMOND.
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It's not anonymous if the person who's directed at knows who wrote it you jackass. It was in response to an act of abusive vandalism.
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All you have to do is have unwed babies, go on section 8 housing, and you wouldn't have roommates. Your life has options.
11
sounds like either marriage or a shitty roommate.
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I'm out of order? YOU'RE out of order! This empty TOILET ROLL is out of order!
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Ugh poor people. Gross.
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Mom?
15
I was so busy forming a greasy plate committee that I missed the May Day rally. Up twinkles!!!!
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If I can't dry my clothes on my terms, its not my revolution.
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The most violent element in society is a clean plate soiled by a messy plate.
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The most unpardonable sin in society is greasy plates.
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Give us what belongs to us in peace, and if you don't give it to us in peace, we will take it by force.

Clean dishes and undried laundry belongs to us.
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The political arena leaves one no alternative, one must either be a dunce or a rogue or suffer wet laundry.
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Before we can forgive one another,we have to set ground rules on dryer and dishwasher practices.
22
Can you just hug it out, or at least hit each other with bats? I will Pay 4$ to watch (kinda broke, sorry)
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I'll have two of whatever Babygorilla was having from 10 to 10:30 last night, please.
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That would be Fat Tire's imperial IPA. Three to be exact.