Dear neighborhood recycle bin hunters:

We have a pact, I don't hassle you when you come onto my property, you hide my alcoholism from my neighbors by cleaning out the bin a couple of times a week.

You haven't been around lately even though I live a couple of blocks away from a grocery store. Lets keep your oath, shall we? I can already feel the shame of of my neighbors eyes on me after I haul a second bottle container out to the curb and the morning brings a double bin dump this week.