I got stiffed on a $72.50 tab yesterday. I work at a little coffee shop in SE, alone. I hope the 5 sandwiches, 4 drinks, 7 scratch-made cookies in the middle of a rush have him shitting for days.

Pro-Tip: be nice to the person making your food.

Sincerely, tip ya fuckin waita.

PS: I voided your gift card.