Hey asshole wearing full yellow rain gear riding up Williams during rush hour on your recumbent electric-assist bike and passing everyone: keep going, asshole. Don't jump to the front of the queue then plod along at 10mph, only to get butthurt when I pass you.

Fucking drop the hammer on that embarrassing $10k nerd turd and let my pudgy, huffing, semi-drunk ass spin a blazing 14mph well behind you.

Also: it's fucking daylight and you're already covered in day-glo everything, time to turn off the sixteen billion dollars worth of exotic LED accessories, bro.