Hey chain wallet guy. It's done. Put it away. No one is going to pickpocket you. It's so finished.

Put it in the alley or sell it like a methhead.

Guy with the long canvas rope keychains, you are a latchkey kid bitch who has been resurrected. Hang yourself with it.

You strugglers with employee badges on your neck while in public transport. Hide that shit, y'all bunch of pussyass phonies anyhow.

You culinary fuckfaces, put that sweaty ass shit on at work and SWITCH off that smelly shit on your way home.

You fuckers are nasty. All ya all.