I can't believe you think it's OK to fuck people in your studio. This place is an open air plan, it's basically a cubicle-style office, and there are like a half-dozen people within eight feet of you, at any given time; you may as well be getting fingered in the street. I know you self-describe as a "slut" (I know this because you're on the phone all day, every day, and in spite of my constant attempts to zone out with headphones, I know pretty much your entire, tedious life story at this point), but this kind of behavior is a bit much. Have a little dignity, kid.