I looked at some porno the other day. Pretty innocent stuff, really. I just needed a quick rub-out and I am an internet subscriber. 2+2. Now every time I go online my sidebars are loaded with Testosterone ads and how to "last forever". Even the Merc website has some "Men Only" hentai gaming shit with a couple of big-titied cartoons holding swords... What the fuck is Zoosk?! A man can't jerk it anymore! Well, he can, but not without prying internet eyes. Clearing my web browser is easier than stashing Playboys but Jesus, at least the Playboy won't be constantly reminding me, WHILE MY WIFE IS ON HER EMAIL, that I spanked it to some porn. Tattle Tailing asshole.