Congratulations! Your particular brand of try-too-hardness has by all accounts worked, as you have won over the local masses and become something of a Portland Celebrity. Jim Spagg and Tom Petersen would be proud. That said, how about we keep the whole unicycle and bagpipes thing a rest once the sun goes down. Last night you spent an hour aimlessly riding through Sunnyside and the shit got old after 10 minutes. At the very least learn songs from a different fucking movie.