Does no one buy their own damn smokes anymore? I'm homeless, but I still do paid research or find non-panhandling ways to make $ for smokes. I earned that money, you lazy fucks, so that I wouldn't have to bum them off you sorry asses. Why don't you quit? It'd be cheaper for all of us! It's not my fault you're smokeless, don't act like I owe you shit.
Buy Your Own Cigarettes!
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