Douche nozzle 'cyclist on William's commandeering the main lane on Williams earlier tonight. You didn't do hand signals or anything. You just went for it like all you other self entitled fucks. Lucky for you I was the guy you cut off. I'm a total chiller. So I was very mad but I also saw you as the young dipshit you are..
As you made your left, you fucking flailed, hard. You fell off your bike entirely. In slow mo, you bounced on the pavement like a ball. It was hilarious from my perspective and I'm sorry I was alone in this. But I did manage to roll down the window and in my best Nelson voice, said "haw haw"