OK so it's Friday night and I went out on the town and to be honest I was looking for a really nice woman who might enjoy having a few drinks and some hot lovin' later. So I went to several places and...nothing!! My opening line is "Hi, I'm Fred (not my real name) and I just want to tell you that you have some really nice girl parts". I got a lot of laughs and two phone numbers but mostly nothing. Ended up going home alone. Why are you all so snarly???