I know you are fine with weighing 170lbs and only being 5'2" but you didn't look like that when we first started dating.

You have literally gained 50lbs in the last two years and don't have a pregnancy to blame it on. I still love you but I can't remember the last time I was actually sexually attracted to you. The sex is awkward and I feel bad for always having to make excuses as to why I never "finish" anymore. I'm tired, my legs are cramping up, I rode too many miles today, etc.

I don't have the heart to tell you how just how sexually unappealing you are in your current state. I'm afraid to tell you as I honestly don't want to hurt your feelings. You ask me if I like chicks with "big asses" and I lie and say I do. I seriously, really really don't...