cirque de silly, totemizing portland. I with i were board certified in anthropology so i could expertize on just what is wrong with wearing supposed neandertal costumes on the max train. Is it to capture the slack jawed Are They Real? expressions of the commuting natives. Hope so because fuck fred flintstone if that failed mime's thigh bone even looks half the size of a grown cro magnon humerus. Just to be clear portland if you ever saw a REAL cave person riding the max train you would shit your pants. And that's even if they didn't crush your skull with their proto simian hands and shit down your throat.