I, myself am a Portland stripper but what really pisses me off is bitches who can't seem to remember their stage name, then don't use one you dumb tramp. There is a rotation for a damn reason, look at the board that's glowing a whole bunch of different colors. Today I was working n some ugly heavy set greasy haired dancer jumps up on my stage, well it was for the last time. I told her to take her nasty greasy ass n go on the minor stage cuz no one wants to see a horse dry hump the aIr, and If you cant remember your name them maybe we should swItch cus thIs was the second time within 20min you have thought you were me. Ugh strippers are so fucking dumbfounded.
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