We met in the grocery aisle. We both needed to pass but you were being trippy. You showed me your teeth in an act of aggression. Zhou also said something like "move fucker" in a nasally forced gripe. I fucking laughed and chortled some coffee out of my nose. You were so aggro and pissed at humanity. It was hilarious! I looked into your shopping basket and saw about 800 dollars in food and sundries. I definitely DID let you pass as your cologne was horrendous.
So I gather you are self entitled to your shopping duties.. fine. Lucky for you, you encountered me. I'm in no hurry and I'm not an asshole. I'm also not saying you are an asshole, but dude, chill! You obviously have a lot of money, maybe I could shop for you instead??? Win win?!