Cleaning up after you has made me learn quite a bit. I cleaned out a hundred recycled jars that contained a spoonful of bulk foods and rose and orange water even though I never saw you cook or bake. I threw away the 500 pound husks of bamboo that died almost immediately after you dragged them over here. I threw away all of the New York Times that you stacked in the corner while you watched Hulu.
You aren't a progressive person, your good intentions are fake and we are "friends" because your friendship was fake.