Observed today about 3:15 pm PST gray haired lady co worker and co worker dude who's name is that of a candy bar standing outside of men's room having conversation.

This isn't the first time. The first time you did this i was annoyed but not creeped out. Why do you choose the outside of the men's shitter to have your weird talk?

sometimes i like to go in their and drop a load you know and it's not soundproof. I know you don't like to hear the sound of fecal explosions but maybe you do?

Even if you don't- figure it out and move on. That's a no loitering zone. You have a perfectly good break room around the corner or go to your cube. Not like any one is doing work there either.