People who are spiritual, but not religious, please shut the fuck up already. Your brand of cuckoo is just as annoying as a door to door Jehovah's Witness, only you sound twice as smarmy and half as sincere.

People's bodies do NOT contain a supernatural element that can occasionally commune with god/nature/the cosmos via yoga or meditation or whatever the fuck it is you are doing this week. If what you are insisting is real then magic is real and trust me, you don't want magic to be real because I wish for a pack of wolfdragons to rape you every time you open your trifling mouth in my

Love you, call you this weekend.