Were you raised by goldfish? Because you have the memory of one. Why do I need to repeat every aspect of my order? I want white bread, not wheat. No, I said provolone, not swiss cheese. Who the fuck gets swiss on an Italian sub? Yes, I want it toasted. No mayo. Goddammit, NO MAYO.

If you're not paying attention to me, what are you paying attention to? There's no line. There's no one else here. How do you lack the mental fortitude to remember ONE THING, right after I've told it to you? I've been smoking pot every day for years, and I still have a better short-term memory than you do. Congrats on not being smart enough to be a successful fast food worker. In fact, if I were you, I'd...you've already forgotten what we were talking about, haven't you?