Dear West Moreland Duck Murderer,
Shame on you for failing to stop after plowing down a mother duck (and one of her ducklings) by the Rhododendron Garden today. I'm not sure what kind of person can allow her/himself to speed through the carnage and not even stop to deal with the 5 remaining (days-old) chicks bobbling around in the street, peeping for their mother. My partner and I are just thankful that we were the first responders and for the two vehicles behind us, whose passengers came to assist in baby duck collection so that we could drop the sad orphans at the Audubon Society (as you should have done). I'm sure the murderous act was actually Manslaughter, but failing to stop to help the survivors was criminal.