You are a dick. It rhymes with dick, in fact, it sort of is dick-like.

There is nothing that you say that I find to be remotely interesting, entertaining, funny, or intelligent. Every time, you say something, it sounds like the shit coming out of my ass, and the fart coming out of my butthole. You are a dick dumbass. Your writing makes me glad I don't like to read.

Take note, I would say all these things right to your fucking ugly face except I don't even know you. And I'm a cunt dumbass for writing this.