Dear roomie,
I spend a fair amount of my paycheck on groceries for myself and a bit more on extras like snacks that I'm happy to share a portion of with everyone in the house. Everyone but you seems to understand this and everyone but you contributes as well. After you polished off a full container of my kozy shack chocolate pudding last week I bought a new container and took it to the bathroom with me and squirted a little butt mud into it. I then put it back in the fridge and wAited. Sure enough, it was half gone in the morning. Bon appetit asshole.