It's really cute that you are newly in love. I'm genuinely happy for you. I actually like your new boyfriend too and for the most part I don't mind that he now stays over several nights a week. He seems smart and respectful but.....what the fuck is up with the baby talk? I've known you for 2 years and I never had you pegged for a baby talker. It must be his thing. You're just going along with it, right?
From the other room I hear him say, "boo baby want cuddles?"
You respond, to my horror, "honey baby want some cuddle wuddles."
I'm sickened by this and way too uncomfortable to bring it up. I hate to say it, but I hope you break up soon.