I just want to celebrate you, my car.
Sure you are a bit of a jalopy. You make goofy noises sometimes and your doors don't all work. And your mpg is, just say it embarrassing.
But you have heart my car and you have kept going since you rolled off the lot back in the last millenium. I don't recall spending over 1000 dollars on a repair, you always start and your AC is like a beautiful winter day. Great job on self healing that slow leak on the right rear tire by the way. I was getting tired of putting air in.
Good job my car!