That's right NE 35th Place and NE Jessup, we are done. Jessup. When we first met all those years ago, I accepted that you were not paved. You were a bit rough, but I could ride you like no other. Now you are just lumpy and bear the scars of a thousand that have gone before me.

And don't even get me started on NE 35th Place. You're not even good enough to be an avenue or a street.