The Once and Future King!

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Wow ... just a little over-full of yourself.
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If only you existed in a time where your "talent" could be monetized, then I'd really enjoy downloading your music for free.

Don't worry though brah, I'll throw a couple shekels your way when I see in front of the 4th Ave. 7-11 (provided your music doesn't suck).
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"Spiritual" meaning they smoke a lot of pot and occasionally burn candles.
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Oprah will be very impressed with your visualization wish board.
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Are you the one-armed Elvis that plays at the Saturday market?
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First sentence got me. "I play guitar and I'm a musician." Hmmmmmm brilliant!!
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Don't worry dude, I'm sure you can always get a job at Guitar Center if things don't work out.
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Keep smoking those unfiltered cigs, you'll be even more popular dead!
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I would love to reenact that awesome toga party scene from Animal House with your guitar. The one where John Belushi smashes the singing hippies guitar.
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Marry me?
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There is nothing like that first mushroom trip.
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Someone obviously trolling us on the attitude of some rock guitarists....
Point taken, however....
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Unfortunately you will never be famous. God, if a god truly exists, doesn't make rockstars with 4 inch penises.