Ok cranky pants. I know this summer was a magical dream world of river trips and late brunches and super social drinking that always led up to super satisfying porno sex. Your job creating groovy apps left you plenty of time for fun and also the money to fix up your Bitchin Condo.
Now, however, the clouds have returned and in only one day your portland dream becomes a harsh reality.
You're all so frowny and irritable today.
Can't wait to gauge your mood in 6 months, you whiny little fuckers! Ha!!!!