To the old man who seemed incredulant last night at the Oregon Symphony when he was confronted by multiple people for his ridiculous cell phone usage at the symphony of all places you are a horrendous prick. People spent good money to be able to experience the show and they don't need you screwing it up for them. I really wish that theater operators would start issuing tresspass notices against people like you, evicting you from the theater wouldn't have been adequate.

To the man who thankfully told this armchair cinematographer to go fuck himself, you are my hero, but thank you for waiting until after the performance to do so as it could have been quite distracting to everyone if you had done it at the moment.