Media Feb 2, 2011 at 2:13 pm

The Existence of Bill O'Reilly Proves There is No God

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Sock sniffer.
eldepeche on February 2, 2011 at 3:55 PM Report this
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"So anyway I'd be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples hard, kinda' kissing your neck from behind... and then I would take the other hand with the falafel [sic] thing and I'd put it on your pussy but you'd have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business...."
The Immortal Goon on February 2, 2011 at 4:49 PM Report this
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God gave Uranus *27* moons.

No point there...always up for a Uranus joke.
LawyerPepper on February 3, 2011 at 12:28 AM Report this
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O'Reilly is more machine now than man; twisted and evil.
wookieeloving on February 3, 2011 at 9:07 AM Report this
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I don't really believe in god or anything but I do believe O'Reilly was born from satan's ass.
Beer Batter on February 3, 2011 at 9:46 AM Report this

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