"When I stated that I've never blown Schnauzers for nickels, I obviously meant *after* that three-day coke binge in Vegas last August. And that time over at Derek's place while his wife was out of town at the Amway convention. So thanks a lot, liberals, for being so petty and mean. By the way, any Schnauzer owners out there? CALL ME!"

See also: http://www.nytimes.com/2005/04/22/national…

And of course SUVs can cause terror: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohammed_Tahe…

And don't forget Texan weapons of mass destuction: http://www.csmonitor.com/2003/1229/p02s01-…

It doesn't count when the government does it.