Where the fuck did you guys find this Paul Constant clown? Has he ever reported anything without yelling in bold type and wishing the subject dead? I would guess him 15, if I wasn't already aware that he TOTALLY got high and laid while working at Borders during college.
Eh, they have some really great writers over there. And Rupert Murdoch did already eat shit in a spectacular fashion when he shut down the Daily Mail in the wake of that scandal, derp.