Glenn Beck points out that Time magazine once made Hitler man of the year. So why, he asks, don't they make Ted Cruz man of the year? Because Time is a bunch of fascists, that's why! That logic totally checks out.

Incidentally, Time did choose Ted Cruz as a runner-up to Pope Francis for Man of the Year, and they ran a fairly positive profile of Cruz, too. But they didn't place him on the same pedestal as Hitler, so Glenny is upset. Poor, poor Glenny.