Aww, it's so cute how you Portlanders get so worked up about your inherent inferiority to the Emerald City. Let's face it, your tired little PGE Park is no match for the splendor of Qwest Field (which is a fine stadium for Football, both the American and International types). When Vancouver (the pretty one, not the reeking cesspool of misery that is across your fetid river) gets the expansion slot that you so desperately desire to further your delusions of grandeur, perhaps then you will come to recognize the innate superiority of Seattle in all matters.

Overweight, out of tune, and still superior to anything PDX could produce;

El Pato

fvck Shittle

El Pato, How's that basketball thing working out for you guys?

Would someone who didn't feel inherent inferiority take the time to write on a post about MLS to Portland? Wouldn't your inherent superiority make coming here kind of beneath you?

Thought not. But I'm sure your fans will love showing up to see the marching band.

No, of course not. Just as missionaries and Peace Corps members travel the world to bring the light of knowledge to the ignorant masses, I feel it is my duty to show you denizens of the backwater that is the Rose city that there is a better way. As a matter of fact, I was showing your sister a better way just the other night! But I digress. As shown by our season ticket sales - the highest in MLS before we've even played a game, our fans are planning on enjoying the entire spectacle that will be a Sounders Match. As to the departure of the Sonics, we now have no debt on the Arena, and a solid plan in place for basketball to return by 2010. Perhaps we could entice a team from a second-tier mid-market city to come play in our major league city, along with the NFL, MLB, and MLS teams that Portland will never be able to support. Just when is the lease up on the Rose Garden again?

Joe Roth is still a dick, ducky. Your ownership will betray you, and the 6 other fans hopelessly trying to make 65,000 empty seats not look pathetic.

I'd rather live in a city that you consider inferior as opposed to living in a place that smells like dead fish. Fvck off and die you absolute wank stain. Can't wait until we meet again

And so we meet again, FTSS. I hope you were brimming with antici...




...pation! But I don't understand your 'dead fish' comment. Mary's is in Portland, not Seattle.

you're right el pato. the sounders are truly far superior to the timbers in every way. how many fans do you have again? no, not tickets. buying a ticket to an event doesn't make you a fan.

oh yeah, and how many goals did you score on us last season? what was the aggregate goals again?

you're right el pato. the sounders are truly far superior to the timbers in every way. how many fans do you have again? no, not tickets. buying a ticket to an event doesn't make you a fan.

oh yeah, and how many goals did you score on us last season? what was the aggregate goals again?

So what you are saying El Pato is that the city of Vancouver, WASHINGTON that is governed by the state laws of WASHINGTON is a "reeking, cesspool of misery"? The same state of WASHINGTON that governs Shittle. Funny how Vancouver, WASHINGTON and Shittle have so much in common - shit transportation, worse quality of life, disgustingly fat and slothenly citizens, horrible land use planning, crap beer and even worse fans. You do realize that you are pretty stupid right?

So what you are saying El Pato is that the city of Vancouver, WASHINGTON that is governed by the state laws of WASHINGTON is a "reeking, cesspool of misery"? The same state of WASHINGTON that governs Shittle. Funny how Vancouver, WASHINGTON and Shittle have so much in common - shit transportation, worse quality of life, disgustingly fat and slothenly citizens, horrible land use planning, crap beer and even worse fans.

Now you take the city of Vancouver, BRITISH COLUMBIA and compare it to Portland you suddenly see amazing similarities. Nobody from Vancouver, BC goes to Shittle and says "this is just like our city!". But I hear that all the time about Portland.

And when it comes to your "ticket sales". Corporate, corporate, corporate. You are still gonna be a club with no heart and no soul and no fans. You will be echoing around a giant empty football stadium and as soon as you start getting your ass kicked (which all expansion teams do) the rats will flee the ship. Shittle has the the most fair weather fans on the planet.

You do realize that you are pretty stupid right?

shittleites love shittle, that is it, no pride in the rest of the state of Washington. They are so ever consumed by their own sense of self gratifications that they hunker in their shittleite hole and denounce all that exists outside outside of their own stench. WASHINGTON HATES shittle!, the rest of the state that you poor excuse for human beings are aloud to exist can not even stand you.

I being a proud Washingtonian, love my state, love our people, love the TIMBERS, and will forever hate shittle. Nothing about shittle is superior to PDX, your arrogance alone is a sign of what is truly wrong at the rotten core of your city.

PGE park has atmosphere, qworst has empty seats and will continue to have empty seats once your Soccer Mom FC shine wears off.